U.S. Presidents (i.e. Obama) need to stop with the bipartisan crap. It’s like asking the opposing team to lend a hand with your field goal attempt.
You’ve probably heard this argument from some right-wing douche (and the occasional fake left-wing douche) at one time or another: “If you have nothing to hide, then you have nothing to worry about.” Here’s a simple rebuttal from amheekin on Reddit:
Let’s break it down, shall we?
That statement is basically a false dichotomy – the same kind [...]
I wasn’t surprised by this CNN video about Haitian faith. More appalled I suppose. And I found myself more befuddled than anything after reading the first paragraph of this article, which has a quote by Rev. Eric Hill of Georgia. He said, “If Haitians were constantly questioning their faith, they would all be atheists.”
If Haitians [...]
The people of Massachusetts are a bunch of faggots.
Assholes don’t think shit through long enough. Imagine if a diffident Einstein mentioned that he was mulling the idea of a Theory of Relativity, and his smartypants-asshole friend thought about it for about two seconds and replied, “Nah, I don’t think that’s going to work.” And then Einstein said, “Yeah, you’re probably right.”
I just found this quiz via an ad on Grooveshark: What Do You Smell Like to Edward Cullen?
I wish I would have thought of this. I’d have made it so that it always answers with “You smell like an incontinent chimpanzee’s ass to Edward Cullen and he would rather stake himself to death than come [...]
