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Jul
Here’s my perspective on the political BS surrounding the gulf disaster.
Bob Conservative: I love Pie. I eat pie all day! It’s sooo good! Derp derp derp!
Joe Liberal: Maybe you should cut down on the pie, Bob.
Bob: Fuck you asshole!
(years later)
Bob: Great. I have heart disease and cancer. Why aren’t you doing anything about it, Joe? You dick! Get out of here, you’re not my friend anymore!
Dan Conservative: Hi Bob! Glad you got rid of that douche cuz I’ve got the solution! More pie!
Bob Conservative: I love pie! I eat pie all day! It’s sooo good! Derp derp derp!
Joe Rational Person: Maybe you should cut down on the pie, Bob.
Bob: Fuck you, you socialist, communist, anti-American pie, tofu-guzzling Ass fairy!
(years later)
Bob: Great. I have heart disease and cancer. Why aren’t you doing anything about it, Joe? You dick! Get out of here, you’re not my friend anymore!
Dan Conservative: Hi Bob! Glad you got rid of that douche cuz I’ve got the solution!
Bob: I hope it’s not pie, because I’m anti-pie now.
Dan: It’s more pie!
Bob: Awesome!
