11
Jul
stored in: Politics and tagged: , , ,

Here’s my perspective on the political BS surrounding the gulf disaster.
Bob Conservative: I love Pie. I eat pie all day! It’s sooo good! Derp derp derp!
Joe Liberal: Maybe you should cut down on the pie, Bob.
Bob: Fuck you asshole!
(years later)
Bob: Great. I have heart disease and cancer. Why aren’t you doing anything about it, Joe? [...]

08
May
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I had no idea, but Ronald Reagan’s son, Ron Reagan, is the complete opposite of his father. He’s an “Unabashed atheist, not afraid of burning in hell.” The Freedom From Religion Foundation even put him on their Honorary Board of religious dissenters. Too bad he can’t be president.
“I’m sure there are all sorts of higher powers [...]

28
Jan

U.S. Presidents (i.e. Obama) need to stop with the bipartisan crap. It’s like asking the opposing team to lend a hand with your field goal attempt.

I’m being like 99% of all blogs and not doing any research on this post. I have other things I’m working on at the moment (Hey, why not try my new Facebook app). I’m going entirely from memory here, so you can call me on it if I get something wrong, but I think Glenn [...]

Ever since the Great Communist Outbreak, I’ve been a hardcore Republican. So, when I saw this image with Glenn Beck’s face stickered on, I became giddy as a schoolgirl:

I was like, “Oh shit! The government is bad at estimating!” I never knew that before. I’ve worked for a few corporations in my day and I [...]

07
Sep
stored in: Politics, Warnings and tagged: , , , , ,

I can’t believe this! I was completely wrong! Why did I ever let Obama and his socialists enthrall me? I was such a fool!
I’m posting here to keep everyone informed of the current situation. Apparently school children all over the country are leaving their classrooms, donning red shirts and bandanas and marching in the fucking [...]