http://www.whipjack.net Sun, 11 Jul 2010 16:24:27 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Here's my perspective on the political BS surrounding the gulf disaster. Bob Conservative: I love Pie. I eat pie all day! It's sooo good! Derp derp derp! Joe Liberal: Maybe you should cut down on the pie, Bob. Bob: Fuck you asshole! (years later) Bob: Great. I have heart disease and cancer. Why aren't you ... http://www.whipjack.net/2010/07/the-gulf-shit/ I had no idea, but Ronald Reagan's son, Ron Reagan, is the complete opposite of his father. He's an "Unabashed atheist, not afraid of burning in hell." The Freedom From Religion Foundation even put him on their Honorary Board of religious dissenters. Too bad he can't be president. "I'm sure there are ... http://www.whipjack.net/2010/05/ron-reagan/ (This is a blog I wrote a few years ago, pre-whipjack. I think it needs a new home here.) We just celebrated another St. Patrick’s Day, so I’ve decided to mark the occasion with a post.  I’m not usually in the habit of making generalizations about racial groups, but I feel ... http://www.whipjack.net/2010/03/happy-st-patrick%e2%80%99s-day/ U.S. Presidents (i.e. Obama) need to stop with the bipartisan crap. It's like asking the opposing team to lend a hand with your field goal attempt. http://www.whipjack.net/2010/01/observation-362/ You've probably heard this argument from some right-wing douche (and the occasional fake left-wing douche) at one time or another: "If you have nothing to hide, then you have nothing to worry about." Here's a simple rebuttal from amheekin on Reddit: Let's break it down, shall we? That statement is basically a false ... http://www.whipjack.net/2010/01/rebuttal-if-you-have-nothing-to-hide/ I wasn't surprised by this CNN video about Haitian faith. More appalled I suppose. And I found myself more befuddled than anything after reading the first paragraph of this article, which has a quote by Rev. Eric Hill of Georgia. He said, "If Haitians were constantly questioning their faith, they ... http://www.whipjack.net/2010/01/haiti/ The people of Massachusetts are a bunch of faggots. http://www.whipjack.net/2010/01/observation-103/ Assholes don't think shit through long enough. Imagine if a diffident Einstein mentioned that he was mulling the idea of a Theory of Relativity, and his smartypants-asshole friend thought about it for about two seconds and replied, "Nah, I don't think that's going to work." And then Einstein said, "Yeah, ... http://www.whipjack.net/2010/01/observation-73/ I just found this quiz via an ad on Grooveshark: What Do You Smell Like to Edward Cullen? I wish I would have thought of this. I'd have made it so that it always answers with "You smell like an incontinent chimpanzee's ass to Edward Cullen and he would rather stake ... http://www.whipjack.net/2010/01/what-do-you-smell-like-to-edward-cullen/ And I’m back! Where have I been? Well… nowhere interesting. Most of my days are spent putzing around on the computer or doing nothing or drinking. At this very moment I’m actually operating under the influence of some Captain Morgan® Original Spiced Rum. Got a little Captain in You? I generally ... http://www.whipjack.net/2009/11/jump-thrust/