http://www.whipjack.net Fri, 29 Jan 2010 06:33:33 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en U.S. Presidents (i.e. Obama) need to stop with the bipartisan crap. It's like asking the opposing team to lend a hand with your field goal attempt. http://www.whipjack.net/2010/01/observation-362/ You've probably heard this argument from some right-wing douche (and the occasional fake left-wing douche) at one time or another: "If you have nothing to hide, then you have nothing to worry about." Here's a simple rebuttal from amheekin on Reddit: Let's break it down, shall we? That statement is basically a false ... http://www.whipjack.net/2010/01/rebuttal-if-you-have-nothing-to-hide/ I wasn't surprised by this CNN video about Haitian faith. More appalled I suppose. And I found myself more befuddled than anything after reading the first paragraph of this article, which has a quote by Rev. Eric Hill of Georgia. He said, "If Haitians were constantly questioning their faith, they ... http://www.whipjack.net/2010/01/haiti/ The people of Massachusetts are a bunch of faggots. http://www.whipjack.net/2010/01/observation-103/ Assholes don't think shit through long enough. Imagine if a diffident Einstein mentioned that he was mulling the idea of a Theory of Relativity, and his smartypants-asshole friend thought about it for about two seconds and replied, "Nah, I don't think that's going to work." And then Einstein said, "Yeah, ... http://www.whipjack.net/2010/01/observation-73/ I just found this quiz via an ad on Grooveshark: What Do You Smell Like to Edward Cullen? I wish I would have thought of this. I'd have made it so that it always answers with "You smell like an incontinent chimpanzee's ass to Edward Cullen and he would rather stake ... http://www.whipjack.net/2010/01/what-do-you-smell-like-to-edward-cullen/ And I’m back! Where have I been? Well… nowhere interesting. Most of my days are spent putzing around on the computer or doing nothing or drinking. At this very moment I’m actually operating under the influence of some Captain Morgan® Original Spiced Rum. Got a little Captain in You? I generally ... http://www.whipjack.net/2009/11/jump-thrust/ I’m being like 99% of all blogs and not doing any research on this post. I have other things I’m working on at the moment (Hey, why not try my new Facebook app). I'm going entirely from memory here, so you can call me on it if I get something ... http://www.whipjack.net/2009/10/beck-muse-and-libertarianism/ Ever since the Great Communist Outbreak, I've been a hardcore Republican. So, when I saw this image with Glenn Beck's face stickered on, I became giddy as a schoolgirl: I was like, "Oh shit! The government is bad at estimating!" I never knew that before. I've worked for a few corporations ... http://www.whipjack.net/2009/09/fair-and-balanced/ I can’t believe this! I was completely wrong! Why did I ever let Obama and his socialists enthrall me? I was such a fool! I’m posting here to keep everyone informed of the current situation. Apparently school children all over the country are leaving their classrooms, donning red shirts and bandanas ... http://www.whipjack.net/2009/09/god-save-us/