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		<title>Fair and Balanced</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever since the Great Communist Outbreak, I&#8217;ve been a hardcore Republican. So, when I saw this image with Glenn Beck&#8217;s face stickered on, I became giddy as a schoolgirl:

I was like, &#8220;Oh shit! The government is bad at estimating!&#8221; I never knew that before. I&#8217;ve worked for a few corporations in my day and I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ever since the <a href="http://www.whipjack.net/2009/09/god-save-us/">Great Communist Outbreak</a>, I&#8217;ve been a hardcore Republican. So, when I saw this image with Glenn Beck&#8217;s face stickered on, I became giddy as a schoolgirl:</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-117" title="8135_134233048187_36400348187_2451483_3198201_n" src="http://www.whipjack.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/8135_134233048187_36400348187_2451483_3198201_n.jpg" alt="8135_134233048187_36400348187_2451483_3198201_n" width="491" height="604" /></p>
<p>I was like, &#8220;Oh shit! The government is bad at estimating!&#8221; I never knew that before. I&#8217;ve worked for a few corporations in my day and I must say, they are <em>awesome </em>at estimating. If only they were in charge of everything.</p>
<p>And while staring longingly into Glenn Beck&#8217;s eyes, I got to thinking. If the government could be so off the mark estimating the cost of Medicare, what else could they have been wrong about? Well, I did some research and I made my own little pictograph thingy. I hope Glenn likes it:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-118" title="cost" src="http://www.whipjack.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cost.jpg" alt="cost" width="491" height="610" /></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">When I go to my next townhall and my conservative friends and I are all shouting about the evil fascist government&#8217;s horrible spending practices, I&#8217;m going to bring this image with me. Those libs are going to be so mad!</p>
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